Kermit the Frog: What? You kidnap Jack Black? That’s illegal!
Fozzie Bear: What’s more illegal, Kermit: briefly inconveniencing Jack Black, or destroying the Muppets?
Kermit the Frog: Kidnapping Jack Black, Fozzie!
Lauren. 18. free bitch.
I go to school in the ever sketchy Durham, North Carolina. You should totally visit if you want to get shot by a drug dealer on every corner. JOKES Y'ALL.
I spend my time obsessing over and making obscure references to Glee, The Office, Taylor Swift, Bo Burnham, New Girl, Bowling For Soup, theatre things, One Direction, Pretty Little Liars, Titanic, Big Bang Theory, Owl City, Ke$ha, Spongebob, The Lonely Island, Mean Girls, Modern Family, Justin Bieber, Hot Chelle Rae, SNL, and Maroon 5.
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LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PERFECT WEATHER
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my posts are now neatly organized into obnoxious tags
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if you can continue yelling at someone who is crying right in front of you, while complaining about your own problems, there is obviously something wrong with you
